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Fucking Phones

May 27, 2008

I’ve had to start keeping phones out of arms reach at home here.

That way, I have time to think before I get to them; allowing me time to quash the now-instinctual “JunkHelpCo., this is Earthman speaking…” that hits the moment I hear a phone ring – I’ve learned the awkward way that if I can pick up the phone in time, it’s past my lips before I’ve thought about it at all.

And holy shit, does that confuse people calling me here at home.

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