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Hall Squash

February 4, 2008

Jaertes, Vetes and I have come up with a dangerous and awesome new entertainment for ourselves in Res.  Hall Squash.  It involves a superball, two frypans, and a narrow hallway.  And an idiot per frypan.

I’m sure you can see where this is going; we pretty much stand at opposite ends of our hallway and belt the superball back and forth, as hard as possible.  Points are entirely arbitrary, unrelated to actual gameplay, and based most generally on how hilarous something was, or how bad it hurt.  (Jaertes hitting a windowframe and having the ball bounce right back into his face = massively hilarious = huge points, for instance.)  The only rule is that the game cannot end until the superball dies from the abuses heaped upon it.  Generally, it takes about 20 minutes for us to blow one of the little fuckers apart.

And, just to note, we’ve only every played sober.  We generally agree that it’s a dangerous enough sport as is, playing it drunk just seems like we’d be pushing our luck a little too far.

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