It’s All Some Sort of Grand Conspiracy

Every time I see the ads for Banana Boat’s newest creation, “Continuous Spray” sunscreen, I can’t help but wonder if it’s a long-view scam aimed at North America.

After all; why do we need sunscreen?  To protect us from the sun’s rays, of course!  And why do we now market SPF 50 continuous spray as a good thing? Well, for the additional protection and the ease of covering more of the body! What makes the spray continuous, though?  It’s powered by Aerosol!  … Wait.  Doesn’t aerosol erode the ozone layer?  Which … protects us from the sun’s harmful rays?  So … if the Ozone is damaged more, won’t we need more sunscr-

Wait a moment, I see what you did there!